Sunday, October 12, 2008

Pleasure Principle.


When I grow up, I want Janet Jackson's abs. I find it extremely unfair that even after hours at the gym, AND paying a personal trainer, I have yet to come across her six pack. Perhaps the fact that I would NEVER have my midriff covered if I did, could be a good thing for old ladies staring at me in Fairfield County. Alas, I digress.
But after seeing what Janet will offer us this November in the way of lingerie, I could potentially get back to my crunches, spin classes, and saying no to Cold Stone creamery.It will offer sizes 32A to 44G. So those of you who are more endowed can throw your grannie bras to the wolves! It will be available in department stores such as Nordstroms(note to Santa- wink, wink).

Yours in bloomers,

CB

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